tiresome confusion

I'm not sure what's happening, but it seems this lurking sickness which has become more and more aggressive in the past 2 weeks is actually Mononucleosis. Damn.

I don't really know what to say.... so many things are floating above me right now, and I can see them swimming there, hazy and slow-motionless, and separate from me. I know this is happening; I know that I feel horrible and I know that I would love to transport myself home right now -- snapping my fingers into the warm comfort of something "home." But I have to sign some paperwork, deal with some technicalities, and struggle through the next couple days, on the other side of which will be... what? A different bed to lie in.

Is that all, I wonder? Am I turning in the keys of my big 20-something adventure for a familiar-smelling blanket and 4-8 weeks of deep sleep? What a trade. And yet, that's all I can think of right now... that is all, I'm sad to say, that sounds appealing to me. The sickness is talking and the exhaustion is consuming. The stress of this life, which perhaps aggravated the illness, which now blooms its own stresses, is consuming. For now, packing.

falling in

Seoul is absolutely beautiful in the fall. Even through the rainy haze of our most "horrible" days, I still feel optimistic and creative. The cold air infuses my body with possibility, and I have to think that everything is going to work out. Life is far from perfect here (or anywhere) but it is pretty darn good, especially when I keep in perspective the amazing thing I'm doing that I will no doubt remember for the rest of my life.


This weekend I went to the HiSeoul festival, which is a huge collection of nonverbal performances, celebrating the city and everyone in it (of all cultural backgrounds). I was blown away by the two performances we saw, both integrating traditional Korean folk music in different ways -- one through modern b-boy dancing and the other with stunning drum combinations. I wasn't allowed to document the event... but of course I broke that rule anyway! I managed to take some really fun photos of the b-boys and also recorded the audio from this folk chanting...

I was really moved by their voices working together -- I only wish I had any clue what they are saying. The b-boys, however, were easier to understand.


Mostly, it was great to spend time with people that I genuinely enjoy. I don't know how many of you know this, but I am shamefully picky with people. Seriously, despite my high tolerance for society (on a good day), I have a low tolerance when it comes to my personal relationships. I would rather spend time with myself then waste energy talking to people that bore me, annoy me, or just don't inspire and provoke me. I need stimulation, and I will find it on my own if there's no one around who fits my standards (yes, haha, etc). At any rate, I was satisfied with this weekend's company and I am thankful for that. Relationships are more important to me than anything, and I include in that generalization the relationship I have with myself. In other news, it appears THAT is on the upswing as well. Win win!

My goal this week is to enjoy teaching more, maintain a friendly tolerance for those that frustrate me at school, and to remember that I am human being that grows forward, with purpose. Simple goals, no?

the science of gratitude

I'm feeling a little inspired this week. I'm not sure the cause specifically, though I can point to a few possible suspects. First of all, I witnessed possibly the most amazing natural event of my life this past week: a sunrise. Sure, sure, you're thinking, this is going to be one of those "I saw something mundane in a new way and it changed my perspective" moments, but uh... yeah, it is. From the railing of a Buddhist temple in Busan, I saw the sun rise -- the actual physical sun rising from the sea into the sky.


Whenever I've tried to watch sunrises before I've always sort of missed it. Maybe this is appropriate because I think I've always missed the point, too. Maybe it's been too cloudy or I've been too impatient, or maybe the universe has just been withholding the revelation of this daily routine until now: this very Saturday, September 25th, at 6:17 in the a.m., when it all fell - or rather, rose - into place. That seemingly perfect orange ball appearing to originate, if falsely so, from some point on the horizon, discloses itself so amazingly and yet also relievingly in its clockwork predictability. How interesting that we should gather at this little steel railing to observe something that happens every single day, often without us. We don't consider the immense rotation of our planet, the work it must humbly suffer every single day to face the sun, turning and turning again until it is dark for us and bringing light to someone else. Instead, we consider how it affects our busy lives: the sun in our eyes, the period of remaining daylight, the heat, the glare, the morning, the passing of our precious schedules, etc etc. But Saturday, on the edge of a railing overlooking a cliff pointing out into the sea across a vast expanse of earth, I considered my gratitude for the sun and the stability it provides me. This is the same sun that has watched me forever, and it is the same sun I will see for the rest of my life.

I've thought a lot about gratitude because currently my students are working on an essay called "The Science of Gratitude" in their reading class, about an experiment asking people to compose lists of things in their lives for which they are grateful. Apparently, if done every day, this is proven to not only reduce stress, but also improve mental processes like problem solving, bolster immune response, and generally make people feel happier. What a concept. In addition, one of my co-teachers is encouraging me worry less about making my class "English conversation instruction" and more about just teaching what I want to teach... using English. What a concept. I'm wondering if I can use this story on gratitude to encourage my students to generate and share their own lists of thanks -- thereby crafting a lesson that is not only utilizing English, but also playing on those good old Essential Questions that my grad school compatriots will agree are really the whole point (not to mention the fun) of working in education. What a concept. I've been struggling with how to make this teaching -- which often feels pointless as it is so de-emphasized by the administration and so un-prioritized by the overworked students -- feel meaningful. If I can't make the learning of English meaningful in itself (hey, I tried...) then at least I can attempt to change the content and make that more meaningful, hopefully improving the students' ability to use the language as a means to a much greater end. Now that's a concept I can get behind.

I would be well advised to begin my own practice of Gratitude Lists.

Today I am grateful for:

1. my co-teachers, who not only inspired me today to put more emphasis on my own interests in the classroom, but also help me set up my online ex-pat banking, and are generally lovely people
   
2. my apartment, which is clean and mostly quiet, and a fine place to call home for a year, inspiring me to recharge my batteries, live with simplicity, and recognize what essentials are truly essential
   
3. my family, who continually inspire me to look for goodness and to maintain perspective -- without the support of them, I doubt that I would be so determined to seek gratitude in the first place
   

This is a good list for today. Perhaps inspiration comes from gratitude -- reflecting on all that's good motivates me to move forward and create more good. Looking at the beautiful sunrise, and thereby being grateful for it, inspires me to take a picture so I can not only remember that moment and reflect on its significance, but also to remind myself that I must actively appreciate the beautiful moments that surround me every day. Taking a picture is not only a momento of whatever thing you are photographing, but it is also a practice in appreciating whatever and whoever is around you. By recognizing these moments, I am inspiring myself to be positive and to be grateful. I am thankful for that.

I really need to start tape recording the conversations I have with people. As another EPIK teacher has pointed out, "Why do you always get to have these conversations? What is it about you?" Good question... good question.

A couple of days ago I got into a ridiculous discussion about prostitution with one of my co-workers. We had gone on an excursion to obtain my Korean cell phone, and while we were waiting for it to be "programmed" at the store, we had a [complimentary] dinner at the school cafeteria.

Sidenote: I actually prefer the school's dinners to its lunches. Dinners are objectively more western, usually featuring a solid protein like a meat patty of some kind, or sausage, with a substantive vegetable to accompany the standard white rice. There's even an occasional fruit like chopped apple for dessert. Lunches are more exotic and acidic, with an inexplicable chopped produce product (you can never have too much pickled radish) and more subtle protein like shredded tofu in soup or half of a fish body that is so full of bones it's impossible for me to eat successfully, especially with chopsticks. Also don't forget the kimchi, which is, with no exaggeration, part of every single meal.

Anyway, prostitution. We were walking to dinner when my co-teacher pulled a pamphlet out of his pocket. Before I could even get a close look, I could see the half-naked Korean woman winking at me through the glossy paper. In bold letters at the top of the page: KISSING ROOM (in English) with some flashy neon explosions clip-arted in. "You know what this is?" he asked me, laughing. Um... Yeah I can see what it is pal. Actual response: "Oh, where did you get that?" He shrugged, "Someone leave it, left it on my car yesterday. You have in United States?" Well, yeah, I wanted to tell him, if KISSING is a euphemism for something else. How do you explain to a Korean co-worker how the sex-industry works in America? And should you? Mission abort... there is no way I'm having this conversation with a co-worker in the school cafeteria on a Thursday night. He ultimately defended the pamphlet, explaining that prostitution is probably necessary because a) it's the oldest profession in the world and b) the women get paid really well here in Korea so it's not so bad for them. Uh yeah it's the same in America do you know the word exploitive? "Mmm yes, high risk, high pay-off, yes?" Not exactly the type of conversation I expected to have after school while sipping yogurt milk.

On another occasion I was asked if Jews are considered white people, which led to the question, "Emerie, you are not a racist?" Not the last time I checked, no. And golly you sound so surprised -- guess that rave review of Americans is making its way across the planet. But I stupidly added, "In America, even people who are racist don't admit to being racist." Why did I have to say that? Long pause. "But you don't discriminate against people based on their race?" No I don't think so, as that is the reigning definition of the term "racist." "So Jews... is right word, Jews?" I took a deep breath. "You should probably say Jewish people. It's a little, um... more correct." "Ahh yes, Jewishie people." Yeah, exactly. You're practically a westerner now.

Speaking of religion, I spent today going food shopping and microwave shopping with another English teacher from my school. Even though she's not one of my co-teachers, her English is by far the best in the entire department. I learned today that she studied in San Antonio for a year during college, and also her parents currently live in Alabama. Not sure why, but they do. I was having a nice enough time wandering around with her and eating italian food at the mall this afternoon. But after she brought me back to my apartment and showed me how to cook soy bean paste soup (yum!), I made the mistake of asking her what else she had planned for the weekend. "Oh, well tomorrow I'm going to church." Oh, interesting -- I didn't realize that so many non-Buddhists worked together at our school, but cool, that actually makes me respect it even more. She added, "I'm a Christian, Presbyterian actually."

I think my response was "Ok, neat," because I never know how I'm supposed to respond when people share their religious preferences with me. I put religious tendencies in the same category as sexual tendencies -- I mean, if you want to tell me and teach me something then that's cool, since I love to learn from people and I think I'm open to pretty much every possible breed... but I don't need to know if your plan is to just unload your superior preferences onto me and shake your head at my difference of opinion. I'm all for listening, learning, and ideally having a good discussion about these topics, but with co-workers it feels a little like a trap. Like, we're "just talking" about it, but to what end? She asked me if I am religious, which I have already been asked several times in Korea, especially since I work at a Buddhist school. My response is always the same: Well not really because my dad's family is Christian and my Mom's family is Jewish, so I was just basically raised to learn about and appreciate all religions and choose my own if I like. But I never really felt committed to any religion so I don't practice anything, no.

That answer usually does it for people, who are mostly just asking out of curiosity and not with any deeper intentions. This, on the other hand, had a different stench. Before I could really finish my little schpeel, she added, "I just don't understand people who don't have the same faith as I do. I mean, to me it is just so obvious -- so much is beyond human capability. When I look at the trees I see Jesus, I mean, we cannot make a leaf, right? And we are just so amazing as humans, you know, like I don't even understand how my body works, it just does. But you don't believe in God, really?"

Well... no, not really. I mean, I don't disbelieve or anything... it just doesn't click with me or resonate with me or even, in many cases, make sense to me. So, no I don't really. Actual response: "Umm... I don't know. Maybe not?"

She nodded. "Yeah, I just don't understand that. I mean to me it is so obvious. I'm not even trying to believe, I just believe because it is so natural to me." I tried to explain that yeah, I understand that beliefs are beliefs because they are what jives with people -- what helps you process and make sense of the world around you. You shouldn't have to separate yourself from what you believe if it's not hurting anyone and it helps you deal. I was also thinking that by that same logic, you shouldn't be able to rub your beliefs onto other people either. Unfortunately, you do. And as much as I do think that I understand where she's coming from and how integral that thinking is to her (as integral as my thinking is to me, of course), it just doesn't resonate with me. And like the prostitution conversation, though utilizing totally different content, I felt just as trapped. How am I going to engage in a real discussion around this with you? Realistically, I'm just not. And she just kept talking about God and the design of the universe, and how the earth rotates because of God, and humans are so amazing because of this amazing creator that built us, because our lives are not in our control. And I just smiled and nodded, as she sat there on my bed, the smell of soy bean paste soup lingering between us. But sadly, at that moment, that's all there was between us. The smell of soup.

Several minutes later she sighed and smiled at me, "I think God must love you a lot because you are so great and you are surrounded by so many people who love you." I laughed a little, I think because, this time, I was uncomfortable. And I nodded again, "Well thank you. I am a lucky person." She carefully collected her parasol and purse, pulling out a little compact to powder her nose. Then I walked her out like a good hostess. Thanking her again for everything she helped me with today, I smiled warmly, "See you Monday," because I knew I wouldn't be seeing her at church.

customer satisfaction

School got out early today for a Buddhist ceremony in the temple room down the hall from my office. No one I asked seemed to be able to tell me the occasion for the ceremony, only that "Dongguk is part of Buddhist organization, you know? Like middle school and high school and university is Buddhist." So without any context, I was invited to be that blond girl who doesn't know what's going on in the temple for about an hour. You know, the usual.

At first I was really enjoying myself -- there was a lot of chanting and singing that I didn't understand, but it was fun to bow in time to the traditional music, and it was relaxing to get out of the classroom for a few minutes on a cushy little floor pillow. Nevermind that I had no idea what anyone was saying; I'm here for the experience. After about fifteen minutes of singing and chanting in Korean, a monk was invited to speak... and forty minutes later my left foot was so painfully asleep I was twitching like a fish to keep the blood flowing. One of the English teachers, who was seated beside me on the floor, mouthed, "are you okay?" to me during the speech. I was too embarrassed to admit that sitting indian-style on the floor for an hour was not actually my fave position, especially when only an hour before the ceremony, one of my co-teachers had informed me, "You know for ceremony today you must sit indian-style for whole time. Is that okay?" At the time, I was tickled and confused by his question. He added, "I heard that many Americans cannot sit this way." Oh psh - I think was my response - I've never met an American who can't sit that way. I'll be fine!

It seems I should meditate more often to alleviate the strangeness. Despite my discomfort, I did enjoy hearing the monk speak. It occurred to me every so often amidst his apparent "jokes" (discerned to be so thanks to the polite chuckles of my co-workers) that I had absolutely no idea where I was. For all I knew, this man could be giving a speech on how foreigners are idiots. He could be saying, in perfectly clear Korean, "See that girl over there with the blond hair? She has no idea what I'm saying!" [hahaha] "Let's laugh at her secretly." [hahahaha] But then periodically I would hear a word that I recognized: "Palestine" "Israel" "Cambodia." Also a couple words in Korean that I don't know how to spell correctly in English, roughly translating to "Thanksgiving" "America" and "I am." At one point, he paused, and I could see his mouth warping into a strange shape. He took a quick breath before carefully articulating the words "customer satisfaction" in the middle of a seemingly long sentence. I was the only one who laughed at that. Politely, of course -- but it reminded me that finding humor is easier when the content is recognizable. No, I don't know what he meant by "customer satisfaction," but it engaged me, so I laughed a little as a release. In these situations, like the bigger situation I'm adjusting to right now, it can be difficult to laugh when so much is overwhelming and new. But at the sight of something familiar, a smile just collapses into place, right there where it's always been. Relief.

After the ceremony, one of my co-teachers asked me what I was thinking about. I told her that I enjoyed the speech even though I couldn't understand what was said. She nodded a little, and hesitated, because I know her English is the weakest among all my co-teachers. After a moment, as we made a pile of the little cushy pillows and stacked the prayer booklets on a table, she said, "I'm wondering if all American open like you." Another smile. Relief.

it's a texture thing

Things are becoming more normal here. My natural reaction when someone hands me change in the convenience store is to thank them in Korean. As I walk down the hallway at school I feel my neck bend at a slight angle, bowing slightly to passersby, without even my own awareness. When I speak to anyone, my voice slows to a 1-2-3 tempo, carefully calculating intonation and emphasis because I just feel, automatically, that English is not understood. When I hear English on the sidewalk (which is rare -- I must be in someone else's neighborhood, of course) I am startled and I flip around as if my name has just been called. Hearing Korean all day at school is normal, in a way, and hearing my name interjected between those Korean mumblings is also normal, if slightly unsettling.


You can probably imagine, just from this one photo, how foreign I appear in this setting. But my neighborhood is beautiful, there's no other way to put it. I could fill this paragraph with all kinds of sensory words for you -- the smells, the sounds, the flavors! etc etc.... but all I can say is that a month ago I was graduating from Northwestern and I had no sense - none - of what "Korea" would be like. Indeed, "Korea" was the concept of something that I might do, not someplace real full of somebodies and somethings. A month later I can't imagine the inability to imagine Korea, because - like it or not - that's where I live. I'm home. It's not comfortable yet, no. It's not luxurious, hell no. It's not even magical or anything like that. It's a place. A place where I live. And that's becoming normal.

Friday night I went out to dinner and drinks with two of my male co-workers. I feel weird about writing names of people that I work with, so I'm just going to avoid it. They are lovely, kind, and generous people (who occasionally stare at me with big blank eyes and auto-nods), who until recently have just been two of the voices murmuring in Korean in the background of my day. But Friday night I had a totally different experience, as they invited me, out of the blue, to join them for sushi. Sushi, I thought, yeah sure I like sushi. California rolls, right? I mean, probably some straight-up raw stuff too, but like... rice and all that, right? I'm sure you can see what's coming.

I have to give these dudes major credit. If they were much older than they are (around 30ish) this would be a very different story. But thankfully, being of the younger generation, I only suffered some slight teasing and head shaking when I politely rejected their numerous offers to eat the still-twitching octopus legs chopped up on the table. Instead, they nodded and smiled, and said, "Is too much?" To which I bit my lip, sucked up my foreigner guilt, and nodded adamantly, "Yeah. It's just too much for me. I'm sorry." Eying the octopus tentacles as they wrapped around each other, squirming towards the edge of the plate, I asked the elder of the two co-teachers, "Don't you feel it moving in your mouth, too?" To which he paused, mid-chew, and scrunched his brow, "Of course." I looked again at the violently seizing legs of that poor creature, who only moments before smiled at me a little as I entered the restaurant, floating around contently in his aquarium at the front door. Now, here he was: brainless and dislocated, wrapping his little legs around each chopstick prod, inching into huddles with his compatriots before being scooped up towards digestion. Noticing my bewildered stare, the same co-teacher, still chewing the same bite of desperate octopus leg, offered, "You might not like it, but it has such good... how is word... it is the texture. Texture of movement - very good." I nodded politely. My old friend Texture: back again, with a vengeance.

I suggested that later in the year we might try again, after I've been here a while. Maybe if I prepare myself for this situation, I thought, now that I've seen what it's going to look like, I can build myself up toward it. Perhaps that twitching octopus is a symbol of my Korean life itself: it's really not so bad, I was just unprepared for its strangeness. And now that I know what I'm expecting, I can become more adjusted every day. For now, I congratulate myself for eating the raw sea cucumber and ocean earthworm. And the chef was kind enough to put the fish head in MY bowl of soup -- so that's right, kids, I'm a special girl. The other co-teacher reminded me that I was "having good luck for getting it with eye still attached." Yeah, that's how I get it done.

hello teachuh!

Hello dear friends. I can say without any hesitation that I have been thinking of you frequently -- each and every one of you. I so appreciate that you are out there, reading, and tuning-in periodically to my [mis]adventures. I must also admit, rather sheepishly, that I have completely neglected Felix (my Canon T2i, if you didn't already know his name) so here I am without any pictures of my own to share with you. This is in part due to the "unseasonable" rain Seoul has been having over the past several days, and more-so due to my own hectic shenanigans. I am only just NOW getting settled into my apartment after numerous trips to E-Mart and keeping up with the school's schedule on top of it. No wonder I've come down with my first Korean cold!

I am living in Gwangjin-Gu (pictured), a very non-touristy and lovely district of Seoul. I am, without question, the whitest person by any calculation, and I must admit it's sort of nice and definitely very interesting living as a minority for once. I can't go anywhere without catching someone's eye, and many a small child has genuinely stopped in their tracks at the grocery store just to gawk at me. Their poor embarrassed mothers just shake them and whisper things in Korean as I try to disarm myself as a spectacle by smiling, "Annyeong!" The mothers seems relieved that I'm offering Korean in return, and begin prodding the mystified toddlers to form words out of their gaping little mouths. I usually just shrug at mom and wander away, feeling the toddler gaze-burning a hole into the back of my blond head. It's sort of fun in a weird voyeuristic kind of way -- and strangely refreshing to look as different on the outside as I've always felt I am generally.

My school is called Dongguk Girls' High School, and it's metaphysically attached to Dongguk University, which is in another part of the city. I am working with what we would call 10th and 11th graders (here, referred to as 1st and 2nd grade high-schoolers), though I've yet to have them in class. Thus far, they just gather in the teachers' office and giggle in my direction, occasionally blurting out a "hello teachuh!" from behind their clasped hands. Imagine their delight when I respond, "hi, how are you?" -- I wonder how they manage to breathe amidst all their hyperventilating excitement. My first day of teaching is this Wednesday, the 1st, and before then I am furiously churning out a month's worth of lesson plans to prove myself to the Vice-Principal. Thank goodness grad school made me a lesson-planning machine or I think I would have passed out from the stress.

But it's all to impress the co-teachers! They are a lovely bunch of people, most definitely, though there is a considerable language barrier that provides constant hurdles in our communication. I am doing what I can to stay positive about these tricky relationships, as you all know that the quality of my relationships is something that I cherish above all else. I'm hoping to make Korean friends whenever possible, but I also miss being able to speak so freely and openly with others. Instead, I spent 5 minutes trying to help the head of our English department understand the difference between "arouse" and "awaken" on Thursday. What a first day!

More to come soon, my dears. I need my Alien Registration Card in order to sign up for internet, and I can't pick that up until the 10th, ssoooooooo my entries might be pretty sparse until then. But I thank you for keeping up where you can and I look forward to sharing some pictures of my neighborhood with you! Keep reading and don't give up on me. Love to you...

becoming oriented

In the middle of orientation, approximately 4 days into my Korean life, I feel ready to dive into my own apartment. I want to nest; I long to settle. I don't like summer camps, and the more I think about it, the more realize that the reason I never cared for them is that I like to sleep where home is. Unless I'm traveling through a place, and in the mindset of a "traveler," I don't like to settle in temporary homes. Home doesn't have to be a certain person or a certain place, just me is fine. Me with myself in a place that I have nested into a home -- full of routines and color and comfort and worked into the grooves of my rhythm, much like the way I've now seen chopsticks just slide into the crease of a ring finger.

Korea is going to be home, and that's really hitting me. During my limited opportunities to wander beyond the walls of Kyung He, I have seen glimpses of a place that will embrace me as soon as I'm able to move in. Today, on our group field trip to a Korean folk village, one storekeeper was so tickled by my Korean "excuse me" and "thank you" that she gifted me a set of handmade clay spoons to accompany my newly purchased onggi bowl. I look forward to cooking some delicious curry on my own, using local ingredients, and filling that bowl with the color and comfort I've mentioned. That bowl will slide into the cup of my hands as I sit in my new apartment, reflecting on the day's lesson and attempting to make sense of this new life.

the girls' dorm (left) Kyung He University

This week has been exhausting, revealing frustrations and considerations for the year to come. But more importantly, full of charming gifts much like the one in the village store. Korean lessons are fantastic, and I'm really feeling energized to learn this language. I'm already reading hangul on my own (I mean, not perfectly of course, but even so!), and I can't wait to get to a level of more intuitive writing. The more I learn it, the more I understand what a beautifully crafted language it is. Earlier in the week, we were welcomed onto the EPIK team with a presentation by a local children's Taekwondo team.

And as I mentioned, the visit to the folk village was extremely interesting, even if was the hottest I think I've ever been in my life. It was fantastic to see this old culture, so connected to its roots and thriving in its solidarity. We were able to witness some incredible performances by folk chanters (below first) and performance artists (below second, if you can spot him). Even if we did have to wear matching t-shirts the whole day (the worst days at summer camp didn't even involve that), and even though I sweated completely through it, it was well worth the heat exhaustion to experience this pocket of traditional village life.



So what's next? Many of you have asked for the details of my future, and I wish I could give them. All I know is that I will definitely be teaching in a high school (location and stats TBA) and that I get to move into my new apartment on Wednesday. That will be a huge day because not only will I meet my head co-teacher (super duper important relationship to maintain this year), but I'll see my apartment and learn the details of my school placement (schedule, students, neighborhood, etc). Wednesday and I cannot meet soon enough. Wednesday is on my mind. Wednesday is coming...

a note from the crossroads

Dear Self,
Here we are, on the corner of life and life. Your existence fits snugly into 2 large suitcases, and your current city is Seoul, South Korea. You're trying to find beauty here, and you're getting glimpses of people who might be significant in your continual growth. But not yet; it's early, and you must remember that and remind yourself of it often. This is an adjustment. It's actually hitting me that we're here, and I can't fathom the image of all my friends and family members dreaming in their comfy homespaces while we wander aimlessly around Kyung He University, sweating through dresses and grumbling over the whiteness of rice at the cafeteria. Don't be that person - don't let yourself. Grandpa said you must stretch out your neck to get somewhere, and so we have done. What he didn't say is that you must continue to stretch it out in order to breathe. To breathe, you must push through and trust that what now feels foreign and lonely will soon be warm and comfortable. As a nester, you and I long for that comfort -- the comfort that knows how to get there and what it will look like. Without images stored, I feel blank and confused... looking around for the faces I rely upon seeing, and the places I rely upon to catch me when I fall. Soon, this place will be that place. For now, it's just South Korea, and we've yet to understand what that means.
with love,
E

Today's weather is pickled isn't it?

You must take a few minutes to watch this hilarious video, sent to me by a friend in my Master's program. It thoughtfully examines how to teach Korean students English swear words (warning though: it is not for the easily offended by foul language). It is truly awesome. (Also, you might want to watch in full screen to get the full effect, plus the subtitles are easier to read that way...)

a pleasing consulation

I do love a pleasant surprise, don't you? My lovely recruiting organization prepared me for the visa application with emails like this one:

THE FIRST DISCUSSION I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE TODAY IS WE DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE TO SEND YOUR DOCUMENTS BACK AND FORTH BY MAIL TO PROCESS YOUR VISA YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ANY MISTAKE (IF YOU MAKE A SINGLE MISTAKE IT IS GOING TO BE VERY DIFFICULT TO FIX IT AND MEET THE TIME FRAME).

Man was I surprised to find that the Korean Consulate General in Chicago is, in reality, a quite organized and forgiving place. It is downright charming. Compared to an ongoing battle over the receipt of my Master's diploma, a day long tug-of-war with the secretary of state office over a couple silly apostilles, and a series of completely stereotypical phone conversations with unsympathetic IRS agents, my trip to apply for my South Korean work visa was like a date with Ben & Jerry.

Not only was the office completely empty, making for an errand that totaled around 7 minutes, but there was a lovely woman speaking beautiful English who kindly told me to use the complimentary (!!) copy machine to duplicate my Notice of Appointment, smiled while stamping the heck out of my contract, and even giggled when I offered to return for the visa myself rather than wait for it in the mail. Fearing another snafu along the lines of my recruiter's warnings, I sheepishly whimpered, "Do you have any sense of how long it will take for the visa to be ready?" To which she responded thoughtfully, "Let me think -- today is Wednesday, so how about Monday?" My surprise must have registered so obviously (bad American! baaaad!) on my face that she quickly amended, "By 3 o'clock, ok? Can you come at 3 o'clock?" Um.... YEAH I can come... you do mean like five days from today, right? Can I come behind that perfectly polished glass window and kiss your adorable little bifocaled head?

So, my darling readers, this day marks an important milestone in the trans-world journey. My contract is signed and in the hands of a Korean consulate. My thesis is officially printed and turned in to the powers that be. And my days in Chicago are truly numbered: less than 2 weeks till I'm moved out of ole' 1D and en route across the sea. I actually didn't mean for that to rhyme but that just goes to show how completely synchronicitous (word?) this is after all!

Now if I could only get my hands on that Master's diploma so that I can drive back to the apostille for round 2, and convince those damn IRS agents to speed their booties up so I can get my tax exemption! Then I will really be set. For now, I'm just glad to know that there's a job waiting for me in Korea, and that I'll have the visa to get me there.

auxiliary verbs lesson

Just fyi, if you were having trouble remembering why verbs are changed when reporting speech:

no more slacking, it's time for packing

Good news, friends! I am officially listed on the SMOE employment list for September, 2010. That means that (assuming I'm able to bring my apostilled Master's diploma with me to orientation) I have an official job in Seoul this fall. Yipes! This also means that my teaching contract is on its way into my hands and my days in Chicago are officially quite numbered. Yes, exactly 4 weeks from today I am beginning my multi-leg journey to the other side of the planet.

If you are most people, your [correct] response is: "Wow! That's so awesome and exciting!"

If you are my dental hygienist in Florida, your response is: "Oh my, really? Korea? Is that the South one? Wow... [pained expression] that sounds interesting..."

Packing my apartment is depressing. I haven't reeeaaaaaally done a big move.... ever. I mean, I moved to college with a couple suitcases of crap. And I moved into an apartment with Mil where we acquired more crap. Then I shoved all that crap down the hall to my current apartment where I added to it a carload of even more crap, on top of which I've been piling more crap over the past 2 years. This means not only a lot of crap to sort through, but a lot of memories and attachments. I'm very connected to my objects. And while Buddha would nod approvingly at my current attempt to cleanse for this trip, personally, going from this:


to this:


is really just sad to me. I am sad to be wiping my entire life into a storage bin and skipping out to God-Knows-Where, South Korea, with only a couple suitcases and a somewhat hypothetical and nonexistent contract to cushion my fall. It's a scary heap of change, and I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a little anxious about it. I'm a planner and a do-er, and I rely on strong images and goals to push me through. Without even a little image of what this coming year will hold, I'm apprehensive, if also excited, to get going and take the journey.

to teached english for second language

Newly official summer goals in preparation for moving to Korea:

1. two days of korean lessons per week (via podcasting and workbooks)

2. two days (ie. six units) of TEFL coursework per week toward 100-hour certification

3. more weekly free time devoted to reading about teaching and living in South Korea

4. weekly contributions to packing entire apartment (aka: holy poo)

5. two major weekly items checked off to-do-before-K checklist (like buying new external harddrive, year's supply of neutrogena moisturizer, canceling netflix subscription, etc)

6. my master's thesis. oh wait. that has NOTHING TO DO WITH GOING TO KOREA AT ALL AND FEELS LIKE A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME.

In convergence with these attempts to better my mind, spirit, and suitcase, I have also enacted a true resolution to improve my body. Sugar is evil to my body, people. Those of you who have lived with me know this, and know that it is a lifelong mistress of mine: not so good for the home life, but so damn satisfying at the moment, despite the mysterious diseases and general guilt afterward. It's a rough life, peeps, but if I want to be in top working order for a year of living abroad and scampering through the streets of Seoul, I need to get the ole' vessel in optimal shape. I've decided that this is no big deal, just a simple lifestyle change. Right? No more sugar for me (except for very special and impossible to avoid occasions) and I've also upped my exercise ante to every single day, no excuses!

Perhaps the most humorous (so far) of these goals is my attempt to complete a 100-hour TEFL certification course in the next 6 weeks. TEFL stands for Teaching English as a Foreign Language, and though my recruiter insists that I don't need such training ("You already have Master degree! You fine! You fine!") I am somewhat more skeptical. I mean, please.... they do not know WHAT kind of crap I'm learning in grad school. In one of my recent Learning Science electives, I spent 3 hours straight playing Pirates of the Caribbean online in order to learn about using video games in the classroom. Yeah... exactly. So, despite my recruiter's emphatic insistence, I have taken it upon myself to sacrifice the $190 and take some basic TEFL training. After all, my content area may be English, but it is certainly not English for people who don't already speak it.

So I'm not a total dunce about English as a language, I'll admit. In my methods class, I was in the top third (I would estimate) of classmates who already knew how to diagram sentences and string together a decent clause. But this has really put the English language through a different lens for me. I'm actually really enjoying it! But hey, I'm a nerd who loves learning. Shocker. The funny part is all the examples used to teach parts of speech.

I knew I was in for fun when the first example of ambiguously countable and uncountable nouns read as follows:

"There is a chicken in the fridge. (one whole bird)
There is chicken on the menu tonight. (we cannot be sure how much chicken there is)"

This was followed immediately by a lesson on articles, reading: "She is a tall, dark, and stunning teacher."

But the sentences kept getting weirder and better. And dare I say, so totally not Americanized. I mean... I don't think these sentences would swing in a US course. And I'm not just talking about their spelling of the word "practise." Take, for example, this study of adverbs, citing the following common English sentences:

"Fortunately, everyone else has drunk too much!"

"Unofficially, everyone smokes hash!"

"They always forget to lock the door."

If you're having trouble remembering the conjunction because, simply recall the sentence: "I married her because she's gorgeous."

There are also several examples of England "losing games" and "failing." I don't know who wrote this tutorial, but it is awesome. No offense, England.

learning to think like a blogger, and blogging to think

"I'm not going to let it die this time." That's how I've started pretty much every journal that I've begun since 10th grade. You can guess what that says about my ability to maintain my thoughts in writing. Like pitiful creatures, they seem to shrivel without constant care and supervision, nourishment, and affection. When I began the serious pursuit of this teaching opportunity in Seoul, South Korea, I thought (for perhaps the fifth or sixth time in my life), Well, that's a great reason to start a blog! Another reason: I recently invested in a brand new Canon T2i, and I'm looking for an excuse to share my visual impulses with others.

I'm hoping that this will provide a space for me to 1) reflect on the journey that is about to consume the next year of my life, 2) stay in touch with everyone that will not be in Korea with me. Yeah, you know who you are and I like you, so there. If I've realized anything over the past 2 years during my master's program, it's that reflection, when genuine and self-inspired, can be authentically powerful and educative. Who knew? Hopefully, I can tickle all y'all teacher people, reach out to friends from afar, and stimulate my own thinking by virtue of forcing myself to write a little. We all win! And truly, I am Seoul-seeking in more ways than one. On the other side of six years, higher education has a different hue. I find myself full of wants, full of questions, and fiercely mystified. Where do I go from here, and how do I know where I'm going when I get there? I find myself faced with so many choices, and still feel somehow uneducated despite all my education. I was looking to be moved by something, so instead, I will move myself.

At this point, I have passed my interview with EPIK-SMOE (stands for English Program in Korea, Seoul Ministry of Education division) and I'm attempting to send in my paperwork to get myself all shiny and official. Let me tell you, if college required this much paperwork, I would be minus two degrees and probably still working at Applebee's (no offense, Apple-Buddies). Instead, I am up to my soon-to-be-removed-nose-ring in forms and lesson plans, and I'm reading everything I can get my hands on about Korean culture. So far, I'm really enjoying this book called Learning To Think Korean by L. Robert Kohls.

Kohls works with the Peace Corps specifically preparing people who want to live and work in Korea, so it's fabulously applicable to my plans (more details on those to come later...). Very informative read so far -- and I'm willing to trust a guy who has spent 50+ years of his life working in this part of the world. Unfortunately, everything I've learned about the Korean people thus far has confirmed that I am on a long hike up a steep steep learning curve. Of course this is to be expected, but I'm just hoping I'll be able to maintain my vocal outbursts and "exaggerated facial expressions," which are apparently a huge no-no, especially in professional settings. Note to self: learn to be more subtle.

More to come soon! There is a LOT to be done before I can escape E-town and move along in this journey. Thanks for coming along.